Freak like me.

Today I really feel like getting soon the southern cross tattoed on my left shoulder. Maybe I should think about it a bit further.

I also feel like saying that if you are a goddamn topless waiter for hens parties, you CAN'T complain about girls or horny cougars trying to touch you. If you were a girl you'd have to deal with people trying to touch you all the time, even if your job involves clothes.